Capital Mischief Tracker

Live tracker · Synthesized from Capital Mischief by Charlie Garcia · charliepgarcia.substack.com
Cash: 20% Deploy: May 27 CPI: 3.8%

The deploy window opens May 27, 2026

Five clocks converge on a single window. Four have already rung. The 5th (Larry Williams' 55-year cycle) is the trigger. Charlie deploys 20% cash into a pre-built 16-ticker list when it fires.
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Days until Williams date
4 / 5
Clocks already rung
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Source: Yahoo Finance (via Netlify function)
April CPI (YoY)
3.8%
Hottest since May '23 · negative real yields
10-Yr Treasury
4.43%
+34 bps during shooting war
30-Yr Treasury
5.03%
8 bps from 19-yr high
Brent crude
$100+
Hormuz toll now Iranian law

The 5 Clocks (deploy framework)

Pomboy
Private credit unwind
RUNG Feb 25 — Blue Owl gated
Jeddeloh
Gold / oil structural break
RUNG — gold $5K, silver $50+
Roberts
200-DMA break
RUNG Mar 23
Citrini
Smart-money cash allocation
RUNG — 30% cash
Williams
55-yr cycle bottom
PENDING — May 27

Current thesis

The Iran/Hormuz war produced a structural, irreversible regime change in commodity costs — Iran's parliament codified a permanent Persian Gulf Strait Authority with a $2M/ship toll. Stack that on a US private-credit unwind, a bond market that's no longer a safe haven (10Y yields up during a shooting war), and an AI buildout whose money is rotating from the top of the cake (GPUs, models) to the bottom (power, grid, copper, transformers, specialty chemicals).

The 60/40 is dead. Cash flows to hard assets (gold, silver, BTC), NA-pipeline-fed energy (toll-free vs Hormuz), defense compounders, fertilizer, mining equipment, and physical-AI-buildout names. Charlie holds 20% cash and deploys May 27 when the Williams clock rings.

Held positions Unchanged since Mar 23 · confirmed May 11

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May 27 deploy list (16 tickers) From May 13 article

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